Dave LeCompte (really) (tsmaster) wrote,
Dave LeCompte (really)

I deleted one. And I got rid of a bunch of formatting. If you've got a problem with that, refer to #3.

  1. Tsmaster is the largest of Saturn's moons.

  2. Tsmasterology is the study of tsmaster.

  3. When provoked, tsmaster will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.

  4. The first tsmaster was made in 1853, and had no pedals.

  5. It's bad luck to put tsmaster on a bed.

  6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have tsmaster for the rest of the day.

  7. Lightning strikes tsmaster over seven times every hour.

  8. Research indicates that tsmaster will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

  9. It took tsmaster 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!

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