Couple favorite Handy quotes (Both from "The Tick vs Arthur's Bank Account"):
[referring to a mopey Tick]
"Even now, he sulks like Achilles in his tent.
Achilles? The Iliad? It's HOMER?! READ A BOOK!!!"
[discussing melee strategy with The Human Ton]
"Don't just stand there! EAT HIS HEAD!
See? He's eating your head, and I can still talk! He's eating, I'm speaking! He's eating, I'm speaking! How do we do it?!"
Ah, I miss you, Handy.
Eventually, I get up to the front of the line, and the
It didn't bother me that he tried to card me, what kinda weirded me out was how much fun he had at his little game. I'll bet you even money right now that next time he tries to steal my nose.