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Heard on PHC - Blather, Rinse, Repeat
February 3rd, 2007
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Heard on PHC
So, Matthew turns to Jesus, and says "What's Heaven like?"

And Jesus says "Heaven is like x squared plus three x minus nine".

Matthew isn't sure what to make of this, so he goes to Peter and tells Peter, "I asked Jesus what Heaven was like and he said..."

And Peter interrupts and says "yeah, x squared plus three x minus nine".

"Right, what does that mean?"

"Oh, don't worry about it, it's just another one of his parabolas."

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Date:February 4th, 2007 06:14 am (UTC)
Tim and I both just rolled our eyes and exhaled loudly. Also, I shuddered because it means I'm a geek too.
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Date:February 4th, 2007 09:02 am (UTC)
I like it, because it relies on the audience having paid attention in both High School Math and Sunday School.
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Date:February 4th, 2007 11:11 pm (UTC)

And speaking of math.....

A Mathematician, a Biologist, and a Physicist are sitting at a sidewalk
cafe, watching people going in and out of the house across the street.
First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After
a while, they notice three people coming out of the house.

The Physicist says: "The measurement wasn't accurate."

The Biologist concludes: "They must have reproduced."

The Mathematician says: "Now if another person enters
the house, it will be empty again!"

And one more:

There are three kinds of people in this world:
those who are good at math, and those who aren't.
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Date:February 5th, 2007 07:19 am (UTC)

Re: And speaking of math.....

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who finish their thoughts...
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Date:February 5th, 2007 01:02 am (UTC)
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Date:February 5th, 2007 04:34 am (UTC)
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