October 1st, 2004

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Tomorrow morning is trash day.

I went through the fridge, removing stuff. There were some eggs behind some beer.

Now, let's think about this. a) I don't drink beer. b) I use eggs in cooking. c) it's been a long time since I've cooked anything (microwave popcorn and the ilk don't count).

Those eggs have been there a while.

I suspect the beer came from a party in July. The eggs probably dated from the last time I made ice cream.

Now my fridge is populated only with beverages and condiments. That's some good bachelor livin'.