I deleted one. And I got rid of a bunch of formatting. If you've got a problem with that, refer to #3.
- Tsmaster is the largest of Saturn's moons.
- Tsmasterology is the study of tsmaster.
- When provoked, tsmaster will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
- The first tsmaster was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
- It's bad luck to put tsmaster on a bed.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have tsmaster for the rest of the day.
- Lightning strikes tsmaster over seven times every hour.
- Research indicates that tsmaster will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- It took tsmaster 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!