January 15th, 2006


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I deleted one. And I got rid of a bunch of formatting. If you've got a problem with that, refer to #3.

  1. Tsmaster is the largest of Saturn's moons.

  2. Tsmasterology is the study of tsmaster.

  3. When provoked, tsmaster will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.

  4. The first tsmaster was made in 1853, and had no pedals.

  5. It's bad luck to put tsmaster on a bed.

  6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have tsmaster for the rest of the day.

  7. Lightning strikes tsmaster over seven times every hour.

  8. Research indicates that tsmaster will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

  9. It took tsmaster 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!

Katamari Damacy

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Today, I bought me some new socks and some oyster crackers.

I'm a madman. Socks and oyster crackers, baby.

Not in the same package, not in the same store. Separated by an hour and several miles. But still. SOCKS and OYSTER CRACKERS. I'm living life in large gulps. Grabbing it by the horns. Nothing's gonna stop us now, as Starship foretold.

For I have socks, and I have oyster crackers, and all is right with the world.