1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random; The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3; The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days" http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days; Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Put it all together, that's your debut album....
So, DJs will soon be spinning the pop stylings of Beth Israel Medical Center's new album:
"The Modes of Silence".