What? You recognize the image as the return of the Greatest Shareware Game Released for 16-bit Windows from Cinesthesia Entertainment? Bully for you, then. You might think that I'm revamping the game for modern machines in my spare time, rewriting it from scratch, because frankly I can't be bothered to find the original code, and if I did, it'd just embarrass me.
Oh, you didn't? Ok, nevermind then.