In honor of the alleged anniversary of Shakespeare's birth, and the supposed anniversary of the death of some similarly named fellow, and the possibility that this same individual was involved in generating some of the most influential works of the English language...
I attended a lecture/talk/monologue by Brian "Professor" Moriarty back a couple of years ago at one of those geeky Game Developer Conferences that I like so much. The room's lights were dimmed, some harpsichord music was cued up, and this gentleman read from the glow of a laptop screen.
Here's what he said: http://ludix.com/moriarty/psalm46.html
Not quite as good on the page as it was in person, but still.