You are... A Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich!!!
You have two distinct halves that come together as one.
Both sticky and sweet, your proportions are often meddled with,
but you are nonetheless a tasty treat. Your compassionate
side appears when you selflessly shed your crusts
in the name of motherly tenderness.
Everybody loves you, but they love you even more
when your buddy, Glass "o" milk, shows up.
The key decision for you in the next five years will be,
"Should I be cut diagonally or horizontally?"
PS - Wonder Bread only. Wheat bread is for sissies.
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