I'm now in the habit of checking my work email before coming in to work. I'm not sure it's a logical thing, but if there's a crisis waiting for me, I can at least drive recklessly on the way to work to get the day started right.
So today, I hit the website, filled in my password, and boom! "Service Unavailable".
I immediately concluded that They had shut off my email account because I was getting laid off, and this is how I find out about it.
I'm now in at work, and there was a little popup message saying that there was a problem with the logs, which made them bring down the servers. So I think that my job's secure for another 24 hours.