I have got to stop reading the message boards on IMDB. Somewhere, lodged in my brain, is the notion that there will be thoughtful commentary and considered response.
Nope. It's endless variants of "They should remake this movie" "Keira Knightley would be good in it" "Keira Knightley can't act!" "And she's ugly, too".
Keira, If you're reading this, I'm sorry you had to see that. But I really can't argue with the combined cinematic braintrust of DragonMom17 and LethalProng.